Chocolate Cream Cheese Pastry Bread

"About a billion and four years ago (okay, like twenty), I visited Paris with my parents. Well, my whole family. Anyway, one of the things I remember was how chocolate, and cheese, and pastries were every where. Also, how delicious everything was. Probably because chocolate, and cheese, and pastries. Yum. This really simple and super delicious Chocolate Cream Cheese Pastry Braid recipe is inspired by that long ago brief visit to France, as well as my desire as a mom now to have a little me moment during the day with my pastry and some hot coffee."