Brown Sugar Cream Cheese Apple Crescents

"when I opened my fridge this afternoon and saw the jar of apples sitting next to a roll of crescent dough atop the cream cheese block, genius struck. I mean, I want to sound humble, but that's basically impossible knowing how insanely delicious these Brown Sugar Cream Cheese Apple Crescents were. Incredible, as it were. So, humbleness be damned, I'm telling you to make these. Don't pass Go, don't collect $200. Just make the crescents. You can thank me later."